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Posted on 20th Oct at 10:53 PM, with 11,989 notes
maximumbuttitude:

hearts-of-fire:

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

@onewish57

THE PROPHECY SHALL BE FULFILLED

maximumbuttitude:

hearts-of-fire:

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

@onewish57

THE PROPHECY SHALL BE FULFILLED

Posted on 20th Oct at 8:00 PM, with 709,762 notes

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:58 PM, with 61,435 notes
Artwork

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:56 PM, with 78,861 notes

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

image

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:54 PM, with 378,245 notes
misswho221b:


casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

misswho221b:

casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:51 PM, with 9,987 notes
sixpenceee:

Firetail Friesians, their tail and mane color are caused by sun bleaching. 

sixpenceee:

Firetail Friesians, their tail and mane color are caused by sun bleaching. 

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:44 PM, with 30,203 notes

mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:25 PM, with 15,086 notes
wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.
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wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:25 PM, with 89,533 notes

blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

Tagged: #obama obaby,
Posted on 20th Oct at 5:20 PM, with 94,797 notes
itsbearotitz:

YOU JUST HEARD OF IT
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itsbearotitz:

YOU JUST HEARD OF IT

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:19 PM, with 94,283 notes

purpbanga:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE!!

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